The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Old Smokey
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Dairy Lee was the name given in primary school to Lee Stocker, because he was on milk tokens due to his family having no money.
approved Sep 30 2007, submitted Apr 27 2006 by Old Smokey
And another thing, like you'd include "you killed Jesus" if it hadn't been submitted by someone off the telly. Back-slapping bum-sucking bastards.
approved Jul 25 2003, submitted Jul 23 2003 by Old Smokey