The Law of the Playground
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Derived from the true-life Rocky Mountain spotted fever. Basically a game of tag where you simply smacked someone and yelled, "You've got Rocky Mountain Fart Fever!" I invented it as a one-off joke, and was gratified when the fever spread throughout the class for an entire recess.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Poppy
A group of about six girls, who claimed to be an "environmental" group and received permission to use the library for our "meetings". We even had a logo, which we drew on our official membership cards and notebooks (crafted from stapled foolscap). In actual fact the name of the club was simply a cover for its real purpose, which was to sit around and write secret-code gossipy messages about Andrea. The club lasted for a week, until the rest of the class found out about the Nature Girls and its crappy name and laughed it out of existence.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Poppy
This consisted of my friend and I linking arms and doing a sort of chorus-line kick while endlessly chanting "We're the Fat Brothers". I don't know why.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Poppy