The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Steven Wray
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Mums! Looking to traumatise an entire coach-load of schoolchildren on a school trip? Want to ensure that your child will be stigmatised and shunned for the remainder of their school career? May I suggest that you provide a packed lunch containing a garlic sausage and Branston pickle sandwich?
It really works! Your child will be socially fucked for weeks!
approved Jul 9 2004, submitted Apr 13 2004 by Steven Wray