The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Ben
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Brown Y-fronts invariably had skid marks (actual evidence was unneccesary for conviction) as did any undergarment with a even a suggestion of yellow piping. Strong correlations were found between those sporting lobsters at swimming practive and the presence of skid marks thus causing prolonged embarrassment. Further etymological and historical research can be undertaken if necessary.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Ben
A liar. As is, "Psst! Wanna buy some fannies?". Unknown origin.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Ben
Paul Colbert's brother was variously in the army, navy, or government, and would get you if you didn't leave him alone.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Ben
Used in response to someone insulting your father, or any other family member, said tearfully and sincerely. The victim would hopefully say "Oh shit, I'm sorry", and then you'd laugh in their face.
approved Nov 24 2002, submitted Nov 24 2002 by Ben