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I had a similar experience. And I still maintain that 'asswife' is far superior to 'asswipe' as an insult.

An asswife, of course, is like a fishwife, only assier.
approved Oct 26 2011, submitted Jan 24 2006 by Salad Meringue
I'm so glad I'm not the only one. However, instead of the prosaic 'dad's settee', my version featured the more mysterious 'dawn settee.' The accompanying mental image of Jesus standing on a sofa, arms raised, with a psychedelic sun rising in the background was quite stirring.
approved Dec 28 2005, submitted Dec 27 2005 by Salad Meringue
This potentially tiresome argument can be ended with the statement, 'well infinity's not a number anyway, so using it in an equation makes no sense'. This will take you into a new argument, where you will find yourself mocked, shunned, and probably struck.
approved Nov 29 2005, submitted Aug 29 2005 by Salad Meringue