The Law of the Playground
the pupil report of
Paul Hignett
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We used to say "you wank cats" as an insult, until someone invented the retort "yeah, but only on Sundays!" Though the details of the case were not reported, it quickly became common law that restricting your cat-wanking to the Sabbath was a reasonable defence.
approved Sep 27 2012, submitted Sep 26 2012 by Paul Hignett