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I forget her name, but she would have been quite attractive if
(a) She didn't bear a disturbing family resemblance to David.
(b) She didn't constantly stink of cat piss.
approved Oct 29 2003, submitted Oct 28 2003 by Pete Smith
Tom Danby's sister looked more like a boy than he did. That's saying something when you consider that Danby looked like a big chimp with a stress vein on its forehead, stuffed into a school uniform.
approved Aug 20 2005, submitted Jul 7 2005 by Gotty Gotty
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