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Decorative pastel coloured hoops strung onto elasticated string.
  • Gasp one of the sweets between your teeth.
  • Hook thumbs under the elastic and pull forward making it taut.
  • Bite.Half for you - yum yum - and the other half goes flying at respectable speed into your target's head.
For extra targetting, go boss-eyed and use your nose as a crosshair.
approved Dec 18 2003, submitted Dec 13 2003 by princess seraphina fantastic the first
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