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eech, meech, hen's keech, toley, bum, fart.
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Quite simply the rudest phrase that can be uttered by a six year old Scottish child.

Apparently a toley is a willy, and hen's keech is chicken poo. No further translation is provided.
approved Feb 29 2004, submitted Feb 24 2004 by Helmut Cheese
Just so that you know, a toley is in fact a jobbie, and not a willy as previously suggested.
approved Mar 5 2004, submitted Mar 3 2004 by Brother Benji Whatever
Also the Scottish expression wee toley means turtle's head. So as long as you're in Scotland, you can say "Oh, so ye cannae sit fae yer wee toley?", without anyone replying what the fuck are you talking about?
approved Oct 1 2004, submitted Mar 22 2004 by greg is best
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