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Listen to this,
Too good to miss,
dum dum de dum dum dum

*trump*

If you're lucky enough to have another trump in the tube, or cunning enough to clench mid-toot, then be sure to sing;

Here comes another,
Must be its brother,
dum dum de dum dum dum

*trump*

Timing is essential if you're to pull this off successfully. You must be on beat.
approved May 10 2005, submitted May 5 2005 by Nick Hunt
Our farts were so listenable, they were not only unmissable - they had received exposure on national TV. Here it is, in the key of F major.
approved Feb 18 2013, submitted Sep 24 2012 by anonymous user
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